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Total Medals Earned: 586 (From 110 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,730 Points

Cycle; Fourth Moon

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)

Brave New World 5 Points

Start playing.

Almost as good as steve 5 Points

Mine 25 times.

Gone fishing 5 Points

Catch 5 fish.

Half way there! 5 Points

Pay off 50% of your mortgage.

Handy Man 5 Points

Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)

Money Bags 5 Points

Spend $10,000 at the mart.

Rooky Miner 5 Points

Mine 5 times.

Something smells fishy 5 Points

Catch 25 fish.

This better be worth it! 5 Points

Pay off 10% of your mortgage.

Gotta buy 'em all! 10 Points

Buy every shirt.

I can't think of another fish pun 10 Points

Catch 50 fish.

Master Miner 10 Points

Mine 50 times

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Day Dream Adventure

Medals Earned: 9/11 (230/250 points)

Deleted 5 Points

Delete your saved data to re-begin your adventure.

Destroy boss 1 5 Points

Destroy the first boss.

Tutorial 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

Destroy boss 2 10 Points

Destroy th second boss.

Destroy boss 3 25 Points

Destroy the third boss

Destroy boss 4 25 Points

Destroy the fourth boss.

Destroy boss 5 50 Points

Destroy the fith boss.

Destroy boss 6 100 Points

Destroy the sixth boss.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dead Detention #1

Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)

Brainz 5 Points

Kill a zombie.

Fire Starter 5 Points

Finish the episode.

Meet Naomi 5 Points

Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.

Wake Up 5 Points

Wake Up

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Dead Detention #2

Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)

Blaze 5 Points

Get away from the spreading fire.

Jumping Rooftops 5 Points

Complete the episode.

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

Demon Shift

Medals Earned: 6/10 (65/320 points)

Undecided 5 Points

Switch the dimension 8 times in a single level.

Warming Up 5 Points

Complete 3 levels.

Falcon Punch! 10 Points

Get beaten up.

Mashed potatoes 10 Points

Get squeezed.

Sliced 10 Points

Get hit by a blade.

Never surrender 25 Points

Die 8 times in a single level and don't give up.

Welcome back! 5 Points

Continue your journey.

Fear of the dark 50 Points

Complete a level without switching to the Shadow Dimension.

The Devil is satisfied 100 Points

Collect every soul.

Ultimate Champion 100 Points

Get a gold medal in every level.

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 1/44 (5/500 points)

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

EMIT

Medals Earned: 2/32 (10/500 points)

Boss Assassin 5 Points

Beat a miniboss !

Munition Shell 5 Points

Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !

Axe Particles 5 Points

Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air

Boss Slained 5 Points

Beat your first boss !

Car Parts 5 Points

Destroy 10 Turret Troopers

Cold Massacre 5 Points

Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter

Couple Screws 5 Points

Kill 10 Cyber Dino

Drill Twist 5 Points

Dodge 15 drills on stage 2

Enemy Down 5 Points

Kill 15 Troopers

Need More Ammo 5 Points

Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Remote Mines 5 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2

Ship Abort 5 Points

Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship

Space Invaders 5 Points

Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4

Spider Food 5 Points

Kill 15 Spider Mines

Victory 5 Points

Complete a stage and get your first medal.

Dead Blocks 10 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4

Frosty Worm 10 Points

Kill Stage 3's miniboss

Jurassic Hunter 10 Points

Kill Stage 2's boss

Shiny Medal 10 Points

Get a Silver medal !

Worthy Stats 10 Points

Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill

Billionaire 25 Points

Max your Income skill

Boss Killer 25 Points

Beat 3 bosses !

Chemical Nuke 25 Points

Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.

Double Jump 25 Points

Max your Jump skill

Fastest Gunner 25 Points

Max your Reload skill

Full HP 25 Points

Max your Health skill

Gold Teeth 25 Points

Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !

Golden Eye 25 Points

Obtain the Golden Gun !

Golden Shower 25 Points

Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !

Gun Powder 25 Points

Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Max Level 25 Points

Get to Level 12

Boss Slayer 100 Points

Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !